Church of Norman

Q: What is a Norman?
A: A Norman is a member of the Church of Norman. They may also be called Normanists or Normanites.

Q: Who is Norman?
A: Norman = Abby, founder and president of the church. Not Red’s Mom.


Q: Who is Duck?
A: See this link.

Q: Who’s Red’s Mom?
A: You can’t call yourself a true Norman unless you know who Red’s Mom is. She symbolizes not only the Church of Norman, but awesomeness in general. Red’s Mom and Norman are often mistaken to be the same person. Red’s Mom is not Norman, Norman is not Red’s Mom. Please don’t confuse the two; Norman could only hope to be as cool as Red’s Mom.




Yes, it looks like they could be related, but they are indeed two separate creatures.

Q: Well then, who’s Red?
A: Not important.

Q: What do the Normans believe anyway?
A: Many things. Mostly the things that do and do not make sense.

Q: Are you guys on drugs? You had to have been when you were making this stuff up.
A: No, the founders of Normanism DO NOT do drugs and the church does not encourage drug use. This entire thing was a result of their pure imaginations and creativity. Most people are unfamiliar with the two and don’t possess either one of them, so they just assume we do drugs.

Q: Where can I read the books?
A: The Book of Norman is already online. The other books will be up as soon as we can find time to be at the keyboard for hours. If you’re a local Norman/hopeful convert, contact Norman or one of the other church officials to read the book in REAL LIFE! You don’t want to pass that opportunity up if you can get it.