Music
Normans are very musical people. To them, music is aural scripture and the substance that holds life together, and as such, it plays an especially important role in the church. There’s an official band of Normanism called Advent Horizon, with our very own Bishop as its frontman. There have been several hymns written for the church and there remain many that are works in progress.
Hymns
Praise to the Can
Families Can Wear Leather Together
Thanksgiving Song Part 1
Called to Burp
Jew With a Shoe
Abby’s Duck
Praise to the Can
Triumphantly
Praise to the can that we crap in daily
Without the can we’d be peeing in the trees
Out in the woods the bees sting badly
O Duck almighty, for the John we thank thee
Praise to the can, within the bathroom
Plumbers and Mr. Clean…all fight him in vain
Keeping within him the last meal we’ve eaten
Or just the remnants, just look and you will see.
Written by Norman’s father and Edgar
Families Can Wear Leather Together
Reverently, with random hiccups throughout
I have a closet in my room
I keep it carefully
My leather jacket sits within
Just longing to be free
My family wears our jackets together
On every Sunday night
The jacket which I wear
I treat with utmost care
And my family never wants to fight
My family never wants to fight
Written by Bishop
Thanksgiving Song Part 1
Energetically
THANKSGIVING SONG FOR MELANIE:
IT’S THANKSGIVING, AND MELANIE’S ALL ALONE, WITH HER CAT.
WHILE I AM WITH MY FAMILY…
ON THANKSGIVING!
SHE’S GONNA EAT HER CAT AND I’LL EAT TURKEY.
ON THANKSGIVING!
IT’S ALMOST CHRISTMAS
MELANIE WILL BE ALL ALONE THEN TOO
AND SHE WILL GET ANOTHER CAT TO EAT
BUT IT’S NOT CHRISTMAS YET,
IT’S THANKSGIVING!!!
THE END…I GUESS…
OR I’LL DO MORE…LATER…
Written by Norman
Called to Burp
Impolitely
Called to burp, we eat the beans and bacon
Preparation for this holy hymn
Far and wide we’ll burp out Ducky’s story
Far and wide his wealth proclaim
Burping, ever burping
We’ll invent the belching game
Burping, ever burping
Stomach gasses show their name
Belching, ever belching
As a roaring song we’ll sing
In food our strength will come
Free food at RC Willey Saturday
Written by Bishop
Jew With a Shoe
Cheerfully
I’m a jew, with a shoe
I’m a jew, with a shoe
It’s on my head, when I’m in bed
Yeah it’s on my head
‘Cause I’m a jew with a shoe.
I’m a jew, with Elmer’s glue
I’m a jew, with Elmer’s glue
It’s on my eye, ’cause I open my fly
So no Stephen King;
He says ‘fiddlesticks’ every other page.
Written by Zach and Norman
Abby’s Duck
Fastly
…Iiiiit’s name is Abby’s duck it’s got a person on its butt,
it’s name is Abby’s duck it’s got a person on its butt.
Written by Tyrell(a.k.a. Chuck Norris or Jesus)
Leave a Reply