People
Duck
Red’s Mom
Norman
Bishop
The Brother
Mother Melanie
My Brother
Who’s Duck?
Who’s Duck?
Duck, the rubber deity of yellow splendor, adorned with a large Rayovac battery and a scrap of duct tape, is the one responsible for bringing the Normans together as religious freaks.
Duck was a complete accident. As you may have read, Norman meant not to discover the great bathtub toy and had no knowledge of it being in her plain old school bag. But while in pursuit of a Chinese finger trap (or really, anything to ease the boredom), she found him. And she loved him so much that she based an entire religion off of him, and to this day, Duck is loved and revered by all Normans.
Red’s Mom is a (sometimes) fictional character created by Norman in 2004. She wasn’t a major part of the Church of Norman until it was founded…obviously. She has become a well known and recognizable symbol throughout the Normans’ homeland. Just look at her and try to tell me she’s not awesome.
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Bishop
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Bishop Rylee has been a Norman since the beginning, but not until fall of 2007 did his testimony really start to swell. Since then, he has been a faithful follower of Duck and has contributed greatly to the church.
The Brother
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The Brother is what we like to call a “Natural Norman”. When introduced to Normanism in December 2007, he felt right at home and has been very involved in the church since.
Syn is a devilish little blonde with a talent for making people lose their hearing. Nobody’s really sure what significance she has in the Church of Norman. She’s written no more than 3 short chapters (before Rex) and she even went through a phase when she thought Avenged Sevenfold was better than Rush. But she made the top 10 nonetheless. Congratulations, Syn!
MY Brother, not to be confused with THE Brother, is the younger brother of Norman. He’s in training to become an excellent Normanist.
*Yes, we’re well aware that Duck and Red’s Mom are not exactly people, but they are important figures in the church and need to be put somewhere.
** = not the member’s actual photograph
ok so this whole little group is a bunch of immature little kids…. STUPID
ok so i didn’t mean that, i only said it because i’m insecure about my retardedness. what i really meant by that last comment was NORMANS RAWK AND ARE TEH AWESOME!!!111one
i just get jealous sometimes because i’m not a norman and i wanna b because normans r so cool :’(
they come off as immature because they are having a good time and some people just dont understand that because they’re too busy having a stick up their pretentious unfunny butts! i need a sense of humor lol