Books
The Ancient and Secret Book of Duck
The Book of Bishop
The Book of Norman
Dictionary
The h2y5
The King James Version
The Lost Pages
The Magic Floaties
Rex Ragpicker
The Book of Norman
October 2006 - July 2007
The first ever book, written by the first ever Normans. This is ancient freakin oldness. While it is not so much a compilation of Normanist philosophies and guidelines, it is a fairly important volume in Norman literature because of the memories it brings back and the history it tells. Then again, it’s just a silly notebook full of retardation. Never to be seen by anyone ever again. R.I.P. Book of Norman.
The Lost Pages
October 2006 - November 2007
An unusual, disorganized record of jokes, lists, boring ramblings, and potassium. But mostly inside jokes.
The Book of h/h2y5
December 2007 - April 2008
The remarkable epic constructed by merely three young high schoolers and completed within 5 months. Stories, revelations, humor, history, and visions make up this dearly beloved book that is considered the first true novel in Normanism.
The Ancient Secret Book of Duck
December 2008 -
The genesis of Normanism, composed by The Brother.
Magic Floaties
January 2008 -
A collection of inside jokes; a book reserved solely for the recording of inside jokes.
Dictionary
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A guide to the still developing language called Normanese.
Rex Ragpicker
May 2008 -
A beauteous book of scarlet magnificence, almost always referred to as simply “Rex”. This is the first book in which Mother Melanie would be most active. This is currently the Normans’ main focus as far as sacred writing goes.
The King James Version
June 2008 -
Words of the prophet Norman. (Click to see full picture)
The Book of Bishop
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Words of the bishop Rylee.
Abby, the book of Norman is lacking in its insides, by that i mean chapters or in other words, link to the bon family friendly edition.
Sweet!
Psh the Book of Norman is lacking on its insides anyway…might as well keep it to ourselves